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Hawking Demotivational Poster


TAGS: hell stephen steven hawking wheel chair tony hawk skate skateboard
Rating: 3.52/5

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Krissie - December 18, 2009, 12:02 am
LMFAO! I guess Im going to hell with the person too! ROFL..... :P
whatukno - October 5, 2009, 4:49 am
OMFG I laughed so hard seeing that cover. GOLD!

STEPHEN HAWKING - After doctors managed to disable his pop-up blocker, he is now able to get an erection.

TAGS: stephen hawking
Rating: 4/5

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Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:58 pm
love this
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 10:20 am
Terribley amsome! 5 Pop up blockers!


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there

SPACE - it's probably the only place where Stephen Hawkings can attempt "69"

STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS - "The afterlife is just an adventure" Maybe.. But what an adventure

THE SPACE BAR - Like a vagina, it's OK to touch after the period.

TAGS: steven stephen hawking vagina touch period space bar spacebar pancakes
Rating: 2.97/5
GoForthAndDie - October 1, 2008, 1:24 am
This is the first grammar-Nazi-related item on this site worth seeing. And Mr. Hawking does indeed rule.


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting shot like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.

FACEBOOK PRIVACY SETTTINGS - "Even I cannot understand that motherfucka"-Stephen Hawking


STEVEN HAWKING - hes multi-talented

TAGS: steven hawking science
Rating: 1.93/5
I like soup - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Why has this got such a low rating?! Funniest shit ive seen all day!
jj - September 24, 2008, 7:53 pm
goodness i found that funny-am i a bad person?
me - September 24, 2008, 4:54 pm
check out this link, it should clear it up and be entertaining: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33474242
me - September 24, 2008, 4:36 pm
learn your video game history, the dreamcast was a game console made by sega and released in the USA in 1999.
Dustin Marthington - September 16, 2008, 9:30 pm
wtf is a dreamcast?
Zed - August 4, 2008, 8:47 pm
Are you kidding? Dr. Stephen Hawking's one of my heroes, and this is fucking hilarious!
m45trkllr - August 3, 2008, 2:35 pm
lame & tasteless.

STEPHEN HAWKING - Even As A Lego He Still Can't Walk

Cruel Irony -

TAGS: stephen hawking technology cruel irony
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am
well played
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 7:16 pm
Shows you have a sense of humor, lol. But from what I've read is that Hawking's sound box is designed specifically for him. And - last I heard - the company that made them stopped making them.
steve1961 - September 26, 2013, 6:18 pm
I wonder if sometimes people prank Hawkings and change the sound of his sound box to make him sound like the Chipmunks, Darth Vader or Fart Noises when he speaks...To be honest, I'd be tempted...Does that make me a bad person?
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 5:03 pm

5 very humble Lions.

The Grandfather Paradox -

TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!

Higher Cognitive Development -

TAGS: higher cognitive development stephen hawking
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - July 10, 2013, 10:01 am
I read somewhere he invented the synthesized ‘hooter shooter’ back in ’42, when he was 15 days old. Originally called the big gulp. I think it was in an older issue of Ismythbuster.

PROOF MIRACLES EXIST - Three words: Stephen F. Hawking.

TAGS: miracles hawking science
Rating: 2.74/5

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lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
He knows the secrets of the universe, and has beaten time itself.
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:06 pm
He wouldn't agree, though living 46 years on (when people with MS typically die within 6 months) is pretty impressive.

BITCH - Doesn't know 'bout my basement.

Sing with me - bright side of life -

TAGS: stephen hawking john oliver motifayk
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - October 26, 2014, 3:40 am
Thank you.
GaryO - October 25, 2014, 9:00 pm